lyssadeeee http://twitpic.com/v7y58 - @bethju93 merry christmas!!! pretend the trophy is you
lakers game @ 2 & chargers game @ 4:30!
BRING. IT. ON.
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man, i’ve been on and off hold w/ apple all for over an hour now trying to figure out why i can’t seem to download the latest version of itunes -_-’ i’m getting impatient. and hungry. i have blueberry cider waiting for me downstairs and i don’t want it gone by the time i get there, haha.
LOL.
Today, I introduced my family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. FML
i'm going insaaaane!
for some freaking reason, my itunes won’t update itself and i need a newer version to get my itouch starting, UGH.
oh nine.
- Did something you said you would never do.
- Payed for someone who said they would pay you back but never did.
- Lied about where you were.
- Discovered a new musician.
- Made something for a friend.
- Got a new phone.
- Got a new iPod/Zune/Mp3 player.
- Watched three or more episodes of Saturday Night Live.
- Made fun of someone.
- Created a tumblr.
- Flew on a plane for the first time.
- Spoke in front of 15 people or more.
- Met someone in real life that you originally met online.
- Done something illegal.
- Did your siblings chores for money.
- Stayed up all night thinking about the worst thing that could possibly happen to later find out that you worried for nothing.
- Hurt somebody you didn’t mean to hurt.
- Hugged your mom or dad.
- Baked a cake.
- Made a new friend.
- Lost an old friend.
- Changed your views on society.
- Laughed at something that wasn’t funny.
- Got upset over something that wasn’t a big deal.
- Had a horrible birthday.
- Got a facebook.
- Deleted your myspace.
- Cried because you missed old times.
- Cleaned your room.
- Have a new found appreciation for someone you never expected to.
- Told someone you love them.
- Told someone you hate them.
- Screwed something up but didn’t mean to.
- Received a gift.
- Gave a gift.
- Read a book that wasn’t for school.
- Ate a lollipop.
- Threw away something by accident.
- Smoked a cigarette.
- Ran a mile.
- Switched schools.
- Aced a test.
- Wished you were in the past.
- Got scared about the future.
- Got yelled at by your parents.
- Lost a family member.
- Saw an old friend.
- Went to church/synagogue.
- Hugged a stuffed animal.
- Said you’re going to make next year better.
get on my level you can't get on my level. you gon' need a space shuttle or a ladder that's forever.
3 peat - lil wayne ;)
I think an eating contest is really just the beginning of a shitting contest.
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If I had a bookstore, I’d make the mystery section really hard to find.
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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait.”
“After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?” Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.
As to whether Mr. Jonas’ bride agreed with his “that’s it?” assessment, Mr. Jonas remarked, “That’s what she said.ahahahhaha
“SEX WAS NOT WORTH THE WAIT” <— hahahahahhaahahaha!!!!!!!
Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you, you just gotta figure out who’s worth suffering for.
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